Peter Quinn: Short Back and Sides [2011] paperback

Customer: "Soccer will never take off in America; it's just not going to happen!"


Barber: "I heard a quote in a movie "Americans will never embrace soccer!""


Customer: "Who said that?"


Barber: "Homer Simpson in the Simpsons Movie!"

Female Barber: (approaching a customer in the waiting area) "you know the way you always give me a fiver tip?"


Customer: (A little surprised) "Yea?"


Female Barber: "Well would there be any chance I could get an advance, it's just one of the girls is going out for our sandwiches and I have no money!"

Customer: "I'm a transparent wall maintenance engineer."


Barber: "What is that?"


Customer: "I clean the windows at the airport"